I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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