We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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