JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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