yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Houston, we have a blender
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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