I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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