Will you blow on my dice?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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