He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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