i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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