just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
