JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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