she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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