yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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