erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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