It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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