the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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