Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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