she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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