You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
wow bdsm is so cute
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