why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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