I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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