her vagine was all disorganized.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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