I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
