Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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