am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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