I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm like, not good at living.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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