Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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