My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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