Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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