My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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