oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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