I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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