It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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