We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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