some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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