what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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