you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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