a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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