Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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