and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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