oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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