THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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