Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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