normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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