I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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