We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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