Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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