So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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