Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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