I just saw a hot homeless man
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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