If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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