I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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