i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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