Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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