So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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