Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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